Oh happy fucking day! The Clean Eats from a Filthy Mouth Cookbook is available NOW.

All parcels are be sent via tracked postage, because you know there’s no trusting those dodgy postal service workers who would definitely light finger packages with goods as classy as this wee gem. And who can blame them? This is some high quality literature friends.

Final shipping costs will be calculated when you select destination country at checkout.

If your destination country isn’t listed please get in touch, I’ll gladly sort out postage to send any-fucking-where you please.

Likewise, if you want to order in bulk hit me up, I’ll be more than happy to oblige. Order 100 and I’ll tap dance them to your doorstep myself. Order 200 and I’ll throw in a complimentary boob flash.

Alternatively, if you’re a local in my ‘hood (that’s Brighton, VIC 3186) I’m happy to do free local pick up or surreptitious package delivery in the school yard, at the kindy gates, at the pub (over a drink suits me!) or on random street corners. Drop me a message here and I’ll sort you out with a code to use for free local collection, because that’s what good neighbours are all about right?